hello irl people pls leave and forget u ever saw this blog thanks

Anonymous whispered:

"Okay, last one since you are so nice: What has four legs and can't walk? A Chair!"


I love u anon god bless

Anonymous whispered:

"and because I'm feeling generous: why don't owls date in the rain? its to wet-to-woo"


YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE PERSON I ADORE YOU THESE JOKES ARE AMAZING I LOVE EVERYTHIN G

no body liked that post I’m disappointed bc I was laughing rlly hard okay then

colourfulcastiel:

when u read a fanfic expecting smut but there is none

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Anonymous whispered:

"and because I was so late here's another: How do you kill a vegetarian vampire? A steak to the heart! :D"


I love u

Anonymous whispered:

"sorry for the lateness of the joke buuuut: What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheeeet. :D (This is one of my good ones)"


that is amazing. I am in awe of ur bad jokes good job buddy

when u read a fanfic expecting smut but there is none

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please don’t comment on my hand writing it makes me uncomfortable

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